So, yet again, I have been having internet problems. I don't know if it's fixed itself now but it seems that America Online simply cannot fathom the idea that it is implausible for me to carry my pc downstairs and set it up on the floor in the hallway, where people walk, and where there are fucking boxes and shelves and shit.
I'm not a yuppie, but I feel a bit like american psycho now. I'm not really into yelling at support technicians, but they're running me around in circles. They're bastards! I feel bad, because they just want to make some extra cash and they probably get this all the time, but god damn, it's like they're not even trying.

Besides, all the background noise is weird, too. It's probably like four dudes in a room just making up a new name every day. I KNOW YOUR NAME ISN'T PETER TWO DAYS AGO IT WAS BILL.

It's like, AOL is just for grandmothers, who just have the internet so their grandkids can use it when they come around. All support questions like "I forgot my username.", "How do I turn it on again?"

"Have you tried restarting?"
"Oh no, I never thought of that I'll do it now OH IT WORKS how lovely."

wait-hey...hey bill...hey, HEY BILL DON'T PUT ME ON HOLD AGAIN GOD DAMNIT BILL DON'T PUT ME ON HOLD AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD IF